Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Credit to johnzo for starting up poet's corner and TLB for the inspiration. I doubt that this thread will get as much mileage as the Haiku piece, but what the hell. There was a wee kicker named Lirim Whose team mates would not get too near him They thought it bad luck ‘Cause the goalposts he'd struck It was always a guess if he’d clear ‘em Bigblue204, WildPath, SpeedFlex27 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) There was a QB named Matt Nichols kept finding himself in a pickle He told his O lineman let no-one behindem then the points stopped coming in trickles Edited July 16, 2017 by Mark F Pete Catan's Ghost, bearpants, WildPath and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) There was a DB named loffler said receivers: nobody hits awfler He caused such great harms that they got gator arms I heard that he likes Mark Knoffler. please stop me. please. Edited July 16, 2017 by Mark F WildPath, BigBlueFanatic, johnzo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yogi Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 I assumed this would be a Sara Orlesky appreciation thread. Nickthesizz, Rich, Floyd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmonkey Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 There once was an Andrew named Harris The boatmen said "He doesn't scare us!" Andrew pounded the Ball and the argos did call "Trestman, start the bus!" WildPath, Pete Catan's Ghost and Mark F 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, yogi said: I assumed this would be a Sara Orlesky appreciation thread. A bodacious Miss called Orlesky Cried, why is Darrin Bauming so pesky? He said; could be worse I'm not the "Lawless Curse" She had to agree....more or less-ky Edited July 17, 2017 by Pete Catan's Ghost CodyT, Eternal optimist, WildPath and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal optimist Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 The 97th Grey Cup was won, By the Riders, up by two - things looked done... But wait - what's this? A second chance after a miss? 13th man sure cost 'em that one... JohnnyOnTheSpot, Pete Catan's Ghost, bearpants and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Black Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) Kev-in, he only has one ball. Car-ter, has two but they are small. La-batte, has something simler. but Chris Jones, has no balls, at all. Edited July 17, 2017 by Rod Black Pete Catan's Ghost, Mark F and johnzo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmonkey Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) There once was a receiver who wasn't so tall Chris Jones proclaims that he is too short to ball So he moved to east from west To the team that we all love best And of the games he's played against his old team? He's won them all! Edited July 17, 2017 by Chaosmonkey WildPath, Eternal optimist, johnzo and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Of a national receiver Giguere, Rod Black soundly declared "Oh how he hustled And my he was muscled" At his abs, he dreamily stared Pete Catan's Ghost, CodyT, bearpants and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 This Friday tune in to TSN Colour commentary by Matt Dunigan By the third quarter His whisky'll be shorter And for sure he'll slip in a '****' again Chaosmonkey, Atomic, johnzo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodyT Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 There once was a player named Doug brown who was highly recognized all over town he hit like a truck, but couldn't win a cup And now he's got a permanent frown there was once a player named milt Stegall they called him the touch down beagle he tried so hard, to get that extra yard and we still see him on the highlight reals Could go on and on.. bearpants, Pete Catan's Ghost, WildPath and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacquie Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a... Oops. Sorry, wrong fandom. Edited July 17, 2017 by Jacquie Pete Catan's Ghost, CodyT and Fatty Liver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynted_Fayth Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 There once was a man named Lawless That some swear looked just like a Walrus He took his mustard stained shirt down to the sun soaked desert So he could strut around the town braless johnzo, Eternal optimist, Chaosmonkey and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goalie Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 The Bombers will give you quite a thrill In the Summers heat and Falls chill Popping Pads and quick feet Will lead to our opponents defeat A bit of sweat Hit after Hit The O and D will never quit Throw the ball and stop the run Lets show the CFL whose fans are Number 1. Chaosmonkey and CodyT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 I love you people CodyT, Rod Black, Pete Catan's Ghost and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmonkey Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 There is a team who wears Gold and Blue, and if we're honest, they wear white too. Total championships equals ten and I really hope they will win again before my life is through. Pete Catan's Ghost, Mark F, Eternal optimist and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal optimist Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Chaosmonkey said: There is a team who wears Gold and Blue, and if we're honest, they wear white too. Total championships equals ten and I really hope they will win again before my life is through. There is a team with Green Pride, With hillbillies and inbreds they ride, They're fifth in the west, They think they're the best; 4 Grey Cups in 100+ years? You decide... Pete Catan's Ghost, Chaosmonkey, Rod Black and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 17 hours ago, Jacquie said: There was a young lady from Venus whose body was shaped like a... Oops. Sorry, wrong fandom. I'm reminded of the wh**e from Regina. .... but that's another story for another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmonkey Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 There once was a man filled with rider pride Who owned a fancy car for his ride Now it only sat two But what did he do? He fit his mom, sister, mother and aunt inside. Pete Catan's Ghost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do or die Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 There once was a guy, named Do or Die Who drank the gin, not on the sly. Football made him all a quiver. Who cares what it did, to his liver? Spends way too much time on this board. But has found no way, to cut the cord. All he can do, is drink and sigh. While waiting for the Bombers to fly. Goalie, bearpants, Chaosmonkey and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Liver Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 There once was a killer named Loffler Who replaced Macho who was awfuller His mullet is cool His method severe He starred in Fargo as "da Waffler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal optimist Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) There once was a Lewis named Nik, A receiver that can take a lick, But it was his catches, As he reeled in batches, His receptions are now 1,000 thick Edited July 20, 2017 by Eternal optimist Chaosmonkey and SPuDS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Eternal optimist said: There once was a Lewis named Nik, A receiver that can take a lick, But it was his catches, As he reeled in batches, His receptions are now 1,000 thick Nice SPuDS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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