Mark my words, today’s the day we show the Roughriders what real football looks like. My gut, my soul, the universe herself is telling me we’re not just going to win, we’re going to annihilate them. It’s going to be a bloodbath, a complete and utter dismantling. Think of Banjo Bowl of yore, with a 50-3 scoreline. Pure, unrelenting destruction. This is manifest destiny! We’re destined to dominate. The stars and cosmos are aligned, the football gods are on our side, and nothing, nothing, NOTHING, can stop us today. Get ready for greatness.