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Mark H. got a reaction from Noeller in semi final games
Rural MB is the best kept secret in Canada - I like it that way
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Mark H. got a reaction from Mark F in semi final games
Rural MB is the best kept secret in Canada - I like it that way
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Mark H. got a reaction from Logan007 in Paris Attacks
a) If anything happens in Canada, it will not be something that could have been prevented by tighter security checks on refugees. Have tighter screening process by all means, but if ISIS wants to wreak havoc, they will wreak havoc
This is the end result of mistreating the middle east. This kind of radicalism can and has come from other religions. I need not point you any further than than Christianity after Constantine combined church and state.
c) But hey - we could always send some more armoured vehicles to the Saudis - or provide the Taliban with more weapons to wreak havoc in Afghanistan.
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Mark H. got a reaction from Fatty Liver in Paris Attacks
a) If anything happens in Canada, it will not be something that could have been prevented by tighter security checks on refugees. Have tighter screening process by all means, but if ISIS wants to wreak havoc, they will wreak havoc
This is the end result of mistreating the middle east. This kind of radicalism can and has come from other religions. I need not point you any further than than Christianity after Constantine combined church and state.
c) But hey - we could always send some more armoured vehicles to the Saudis - or provide the Taliban with more weapons to wreak havoc in Afghanistan.
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Mark H. got a reaction from Mark F in Paris Attacks
a) If anything happens in Canada, it will not be something that could have been prevented by tighter security checks on refugees. Have tighter screening process by all means, but if ISIS wants to wreak havoc, they will wreak havoc
This is the end result of mistreating the middle east. This kind of radicalism can and has come from other religions. I need not point you any further than than Christianity after Constantine combined church and state.
c) But hey - we could always send some more armoured vehicles to the Saudis - or provide the Taliban with more weapons to wreak havoc in Afghanistan.
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Mark H. got a reaction from Mr Dee in Canadian Politics
OTTAWA - With Prime Minister designate Justin Trudeau preparing to announce a cabinet that is 50% women, researchers have discovered a sharp 5000% increase in the number of men who suddenly have strong opinions about how cabinet appointments should be a “meritocracy.”
Across the nation statisticians are at a loss to explain a recent and drastic jump in the number of men who have spontaneously developed hard opinions about the qualifications of Federal Cabinet Ministers.
“This is affirmative action, and even though it has been statistically shown to improve working conditions over time, I don’t like it,” said longtime man Thomas Fielding. “Someone’s genitals don’t make them qualified for a job. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my job as the manager of a pro sports team.”
Several noted political scientists agree that Trudeau’s female quota is a controversial move. “I suddenly and inexplicably find myself very concerned about this issue,” added Dr. William Harkin of the University of Calgary, also a lifelong male. “Unlike Trudeau, Prime Minister Harper only chose the most qualified people for his cabinet posts, like a climate change denier [Peter Kent] as his Minister of the Environment. Or his numerous Ministers of Defense who never once held military positions.”
He concluded, “I mean, Jason Kenney alone was Minister of Immigration before being shuffled to Multiculturalism, then Social Development, and then finally National Defense - clearly because he was the most qualified person in the entire country on all those four completely unrelated files.”
Several prominent media figures have also joined in the backlash against Trudeau’s gender parity cabinet. “I think this should be a strict meritocracy, an opinion I have held for several hours now” opined Jonathan Kay, editor-in-chief of The Walrus and lifetime member of the dude team. “Women should be expected to earn their positions the same way men do - take for example my mother Barbara Kay. Despite being a woman she earned her column at the National Post through hard work, talent, and having a son who was on the editorial board at the time. Like I said, meritocracy.”
Reached for comment, Canada’s researchers said, “We’re just happy we can report on this data trend without worrying about getting the hose again.”
--An earlier version of this article mistakenly suggested Jonathan Kay was the comments page editor for the National Post at the time his mother was hired. The Beaverton regrets this error, apologizes to both Jonathan and Barbara Kay and would like to add that the National Post is hot garbage.
http://www.thebeaverton.com/
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Mark H. got a reaction from Noeller in Canadian Politics
OTTAWA - With Prime Minister designate Justin Trudeau preparing to announce a cabinet that is 50% women, researchers have discovered a sharp 5000% increase in the number of men who suddenly have strong opinions about how cabinet appointments should be a “meritocracy.”
Across the nation statisticians are at a loss to explain a recent and drastic jump in the number of men who have spontaneously developed hard opinions about the qualifications of Federal Cabinet Ministers.
“This is affirmative action, and even though it has been statistically shown to improve working conditions over time, I don’t like it,” said longtime man Thomas Fielding. “Someone’s genitals don’t make them qualified for a job. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my job as the manager of a pro sports team.”
Several noted political scientists agree that Trudeau’s female quota is a controversial move. “I suddenly and inexplicably find myself very concerned about this issue,” added Dr. William Harkin of the University of Calgary, also a lifelong male. “Unlike Trudeau, Prime Minister Harper only chose the most qualified people for his cabinet posts, like a climate change denier [Peter Kent] as his Minister of the Environment. Or his numerous Ministers of Defense who never once held military positions.”
He concluded, “I mean, Jason Kenney alone was Minister of Immigration before being shuffled to Multiculturalism, then Social Development, and then finally National Defense - clearly because he was the most qualified person in the entire country on all those four completely unrelated files.”
Several prominent media figures have also joined in the backlash against Trudeau’s gender parity cabinet. “I think this should be a strict meritocracy, an opinion I have held for several hours now” opined Jonathan Kay, editor-in-chief of The Walrus and lifetime member of the dude team. “Women should be expected to earn their positions the same way men do - take for example my mother Barbara Kay. Despite being a woman she earned her column at the National Post through hard work, talent, and having a son who was on the editorial board at the time. Like I said, meritocracy.”
Reached for comment, Canada’s researchers said, “We’re just happy we can report on this data trend without worrying about getting the hose again.”
--An earlier version of this article mistakenly suggested Jonathan Kay was the comments page editor for the National Post at the time his mother was hired. The Beaverton regrets this error, apologizes to both Jonathan and Barbara Kay and would like to add that the National Post is hot garbage.
http://www.thebeaverton.com/
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Mark H. got a reaction from bryan35 in The Next Step to Excitement: Change the Safety Touch
Change? How about starting the season 2 - 3 weeks earlier?
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Mark H. got a reaction from Fatty Liver in The Next Step to Excitement: Change the Safety Touch
Change? How about starting the season 2 - 3 weeks earlier?
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Mark H. got a reaction from Mark F in Lawless: O'Shea & Walters to return in 2016
Firing MB is overrated. Unless the next guy has a better OL and receivers who can consistently stretch the field, expect similar results
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Mark H. got a reaction from rebusrankin in Lawless: O'Shea & Walters to return in 2016
Firing MB is overrated. Unless the next guy has a better OL and receivers who can consistently stretch the field, expect similar results
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Mark H. got a reaction from rebusrankin in Lawless: O'Shea & Walters to return in 2016
Our receiving corps lacks speed as a unit. Just look at some of the completions Burris made. Other than the Adam reception, how often were we successful throwing downfield?
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Mark H. got a reaction from Fraser in Election 2015
Oh the spin:
Harper won 162 seats in a 308 seat parliament
Trudeau won 184 seats in a 338 seat parliament
In the current parliament - Harper wouldn't even have a majority
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Mark H. got a reaction from Noeller in Election 2015
Oh the spin:
Harper won 162 seats in a 308 seat parliament
Trudeau won 184 seats in a 338 seat parliament
In the current parliament - Harper wouldn't even have a majority
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Mark H. reacted to The Unknown Poster in Election 2015
Watching election results was more fun before social media when you didn't have a lot of sore losers and poor winners heckling and mocking
I believe two things in the aftermath of an election:
1) the out going PM deserves respect
2) the incoming PM deserves respect.
Too much to ask.
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Mark H. got a reaction from kelownabomberfan in Election 2015
It never should have been reduced. Poor policy, good politics.
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Mark H. got a reaction from sweep the leg in Election 2015
It never should have been reduced. Poor policy, good politics.
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Mark H. reacted to Noeller in Election 2015
I was so chapped when they used the GST reduction as a cheap vote-get. Pissed me off to no end. So many idiots barked like seals about how great it was, not realizing the easy money it provides for the government. I'm a big fan of goods and service taxes...don't wanna pay it? Don't buy stuff. It's that simple.
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Mark H. got a reaction from Noeller in Election 2015
It never should have been reduced. Poor policy, good politics.
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Mark H. got a reaction from Logan007 in Election 2015
The fact that people can walk down the street wearing a niqab if they choose - the fact that people are identified before the citizenship ceremony - makes the entire issue irrelevant. Harper was trying to create a political wedge - it backfired.
In fact, this kind of political strategy is called a dead cat. Take an issue that doesn't matter and use it to create a wedge. Throw a dead cat on the table...
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Mark H. got a reaction from bb1 in Election 2015
The fact that people can walk down the street wearing a niqab if they choose - the fact that people are identified before the citizenship ceremony - makes the entire issue irrelevant. Harper was trying to create a political wedge - it backfired.
In fact, this kind of political strategy is called a dead cat. Take an issue that doesn't matter and use it to create a wedge. Throw a dead cat on the table...
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Mark H. got a reaction from Noeller in Election 2015
That's the Brandon-Souris riding - it almost swung to the Liberals in a by-election