kelownabomberfan

What's the difference between a Mennonite and a Lutheran? A Lutheran will say hello at a liquor store. How do you recognize the Mennonite? He's the one dressed like a Lutheran!

Why don't Mennonite women wear sleeveless dresses? They aren't allowed to bare arms.

The sausage in Blumenort is superb. Always truck back many lbs in my luggage when I come out to Manitoba.

many a morning waking up after a Bomber game I have to re-watch the second half on the PVR to see who won...

Farmer sausage and Crown Royal. Now that's a Manitoba feast fit for a king.

and to add to the confusion she's got the same name as Murphy Brown!

Candice Bergen. She's from Morden don't you know.

I have been to that site many times. Didn't know that it was your brother. Let him know that I know of a lot of Mennonites that love going there! I really liked the story about Justin Trudeau spending his holidays at the Grunthal gravel pit. That was hilarious.

Thorburn gets a ring!!

I got some: What is a Mennonite ethical dilemma? Free dance lessons. So Abe Penner gets shipwrecked on a desert island all by himself. He's stuck there and doesn't know what to do, but he figures it's a good idea to build a church...for although he's the only person on the island he figures that, come Sunday, he doesn't want to be the only person on the island NOT in church! Years later, a ship passes by the island. One of the guys from the rescue team sees a large, ornate building on edge of the beach and asks him "Wow! Somebody had some spare time on their hands to practice their carpentry skills! That's quite the house you built yourself?" Abe, stunned, says "No! I would never live in such an ornate building! This is no house of a mere man sir! This is the house of the Lord!" The rescuer, bewildered, then points to another, smaller building several hundred feet behind the church and asks him "Well, if this is a church, is THAT your house?" Abe turns, spits and replies loudly, "No sir! That's the church I used to attend! Why do mennonite boys grow beards? They want to look just like their moms!

phony doctors? Hello...

Randy Ambrosie, the Manchurian Manitoba Candidate....

but they both had really high Wonderlic scores, which is weird.

man do I miss Jon Stewart.

he had played for every team in the league, nothing more to do. Thanks KG for the memories, 2007 was a wonderful year.

and we've got the Canadian mafia....so...ah...hmmm.

Yeah it would be hilarious if their entire game plan had been based off of taking advantage of low snaps. Curses!!! Foiled again!!!

kind of like how Willis and Hunt tore apart Simeon Rottier back in 2010.

head for the travel clinic!

is the game not on Saturday? Or is this just about making the flight on Friday?

thanks for that T-Burg. It did help to read it while looking at this guy...

accepted!

https://edmontonsun.com/sports/football/cfl/edmonton-eskimos/eskimos-kicker-sean-whyte-the-cancer-that-was-in-the-dressing-room-is-gone I would guess it was Williams? I don't know.

it could go either way - either they come together and start playing like the 2017 Argos, or they become a 2005 Blue Bomber dumpster fire. I am going with dumpster fire for now, but for the sake of Montreal fans, I hope that I am wrong.

ha ha not if you want to win! I got to 4th in Canada at one time, and that was a lot of work. The problem with the CFL is that you don't know who is injured or who is starting sometimes until after the game has started, so you end up starting a guy who isn't even playing. NFL has a whole bunch of websites that track injuries, and so you usually know in advance who is out, but in the CFL it takes a lot of digging and even then it can be a crap shoot. Depth charts help, but they aren't the final say.