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So Mulumba at MLB...sounds like a plan.... Seriously though, could you guys kind of see him as a hybrid, like Tyrone Jones?

RIP Shankman, gone to that big Off-Topic in the Sky.

So anyways, Blaszko would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Blaszko had to shoot the maid.

FERDA!!

Did you know Brett Blaszko is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol’ Brett Blaszko pushes the priest aside and says, ‘I’ll baptize that piece of calimari!’ Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, ‘There! You’re baptized! My son is still blind to this day!

not sure if I am going to go this year. There are maybe five names on that list that I recognize. I saw the Human Pylon aka Logan Stanley last year.

To Brett Blaszko!!! Did I tell you guys about the time I asked Blaszko to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Well Blaszko shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says: I’ve got goodies for you kids. He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says: There is no Santa ’cause I ate him!

I once saw Brett Blaszko scissor-kick Angela Landsbury.

I think everyone participating in this thread should sit down together and watch Zardoz, right now. Here's a sneak peek:

Brett Blaszko taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Blaszko took his family to Sea World? They were watching Shamu the whale when Blaszko got splashed. So Blaszko yells, ‘I’m Brett Blaszko and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Blaszko didn’t step in there and finish the show.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Blaszko showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Blaszko shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Blaszko. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Blaszko. We spent the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Blaszko took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Blaszko takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Blaszko yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"

I'm going to miss Blaszko! Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went horseback riding with Blaszko, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Blaszko throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Blaszko decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'”

Did he look like this guy?

yeah he may be totally screwed up and broken too, but I'd like to know what he would look like behind a good O-Line and in a new scheme designed for his scrambling ability. Could still be a Tom Clements type QB, he just looks like he has zero confidence and just doesn't care.

You guys stole my idea - definitely SJ Green all the way.

did I miss Week 11?

Tommy Douglas and Nellie McClung would agree that this should be allowed in Canada.

So is it going to be Suits and Blackie doing the LDC this year? The two of them might cancel each other out in the booth in terms of homerism.

looks like Jeremiah Johnson was the one to take this week. Doh!

I am sorry but any team that's depending on Grandpa Glenn is not going to go very far. Congrats on the win over the Esks last night. In my opinion we and Calgary are the ones to beat now and so if the Riders do lay a beat down on us that would be hard to stomach, but it would show that the Riders are for real. I just can't get over Kevin Glenn. I have seen him disappoint fanbases too often to ever have any confidence in that guy.

do you like nachos?