kelownabomberfan

I honestly don't know who we are expected to get. Cal Foote plays D for the Kelowna Rockets. No bias here. He's the son of Adam Foote, former NHL'er.

Cal Foote here we come!

so you are saying that if there had been a "do over" of the 1988 draft that the Nordiques might have taken Teemu Selanne instead of Daniel Dore (who?). Interesting theory Rich. Interesting theory indeed.

Buddy Tinsley and Fritz Hanson were grilling up the wolly mammoth burgers. Good thing they were gluten-free.

that's one high-scoring hockey game

the best C with only one point. Seriously.

and Maroon. The Tri-fecta. The Oilers can put a bruiser out on every line to skate with mini-me's like Eberle, the Nuge and Deharnais. That's the key.

I hope before the end of this series that someone on the Oilers has beaten the living pee-pee out of Kesler. I think my head might explode in ecstasy.

Now if Ryder was his middle name, and "Combine" or "Tractor" was his first name, I could understand...

Truer and Bluer words have never been spoken.

Copp is the cousin of Burmistrov?

Carl Volny was Kito Poblah's less talented cousin. Nuff said.

What I wouldn't have given to hear Cactus Jack try and pronounce that name. Ooooh boy...

That's an insult to syphilis.

should have gone with Toronto vs. Calgary

To be fair, the golfing is pretty good here.

any Jets make the US team? Trouba? Buff? Wheeler?

next year call me. I'd have set you straight. Definitely on how bad Boston is anyway. And there was no way Columbus was beating Pittsburgh.

yup go Ottawa. To all my fellow poolies that laughed at me as I loaded up on Senators, I say good day sirs. Good day!

He couldn't take the heat.

perhaps they'd be interested in an old, high-risk low reward extremely offensive defenceman named Toby to help them move the play?

Ladies and gentlemen, the seventh member of the Village People...

yes imagine a cartoon like this coming out in this day and age targeted at kids - Disney would be sued and their CEO arrested!