kelownabomberfan

or Tommy Boy

18 points in 58 games. We don't have enough guys like this, need more.

That actually looks brutal. What's Helle doing on his knees????

That Armia goal was amazing. I had to watch it about five times just to process it. Beat three guys and then the goalie. I only score goals like that in my dreams.

on his moped

Valdemort for #1 pick. I really want to see a good young Canadian receiver again like in the days of Joe Pop and Rick House. JFG is a proven plug and Addison Richards may finally make it through a training camp without breaking something, but I'd like to see Kyle roll the dice here and pick a receiver.

after that thorough trouncing/shellacking/total destruction of the Canucks yesterday where is the tank now parked?

Still not sure what the man-love over Stanley was all about...

high receiver draft picks always seem to get injured early in the season and end up watching on the sidelines all year. At least when we pick them anyway. Or they just stink, like Harry Potter Etienne.

Joe Mack on draft day...

"and with the 12th pick...Montreal chooses"...(Orridge pauses)...oh good grief, could someone wake up Joe Mack so we can get their pick????"

yeah or scheming on how he can get invited to go with Walters to Dairy Queen for "old times sake" and then quickly snap pictures of all of Kyle's research while he's in the bath-room. I looked at Mack's Wikipedia and there's nothing on there about being hired by Montreal, so that's why I didn't know he was now with Montreal. My bad.

Thorburn should take Buff's spot as QB of the powerplay with the first unit. Roll the tank!!!

but it also could end up being the worst #1 pick of all time. There's that to consider.

what the hell is Mack doing at the combine? He wouldn't go when he was our GM, now he goes when he's unemployed? Or is that just a file photo from a few years ago?

someone appears to be missing...

Kichton called up? Has this been discussed elsewhere?

Mike Ribeiro was playing for the Admirals?

and a super hot wife!

Johnzo - I finally heard back from my friend, but it may be a moot point at this point anyway given yesterday's developments. Here's her response (I've asked her to elaborate a bit more as I don't fully understand the response):

Fair point, but their other choice for President wasn't that great either. I realize that the standard response will be "she couldn't have been worse than this" and the truly partisan will say that it was a no-brainer that she was better, but I don't think so personally. The US really got a raw deal this election, that's for sure.

the tank is definitely on

Yikes! Did he look like this guy?

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a large man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?' Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist !