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...and also, who gives a ****?

Every team in the league would like a guy like Myers...no question.

Don't let rational thoughts cloud a thread filled with conspiracy theories...

That is really impressive considering how shitty the Ducks started the year. Man, did they turn it around...

My issue with the Jump Street/MIB thing (aside from no Will Smith/TLJ, which will derail that end of it badly) is that Lord and Miller (Last Man On Earth, Lego Movie, and the Jump Streets) aren't going to be helming this. They're going to take a Producer credit, but won't be writing the script or really working on it at all. I fully believe those guys were the driving force that made the Jump Street movies as good as they were.

Amen to that...

it's not about "helping the Oilers"...it's about getting Austin Mathews. A generational player like McDavid. I think a team might be stupid enough to get rid of a stud D for a guy like Mathews...

Goalie is fine...just the D that's a mess, and even then, it's more injuries than anything. Eberle hurt, then Yakupov, Klefbom, and McJesus, then RNH. Haven't iced a full healthy roster all year. D is still a mess, but without Klefbom, it's been way worse than it should be. Looking at next year, Klefbom, Nurse, Davidson and maybe Sekera....that's a good start. And they'll get some real important pieces between now and then. That, combined with a fully healthy roster to start next season, will make them a lot closer to a playoff team...

They'll meet in the middle and find a way to keep everyone happy. They're not stupid...they need each other.

I'm not convinced they don't trade their 1st, even if it IS the #1 overall. If someone gave them a game-ready-now D Man (not saying anyone would, but IF) like...sayyyy.....Subban, Hedman, Karlsson, Ekblad.......someone young, but will be a stud #1 D for them for 15 years.......I'd make that trade.

I think the Oilers are just about the only team in that bottom group that's really trying to win. Getting some confidence and learning HOW to win is far more important to that team right now than getting the 1st overall again. Honestly, I think they'd rather not have the pressure of HAVING to take Matthews....get the 4th or 5th overall and take Chychrun (who they need) guilt free...

I don't give two shits one way or another about Amy Schumer, but Bill Hader is fantastic in everything, and Vanessa Bayer is really funny, too. Trainwreck was a passable RomCom. If you had to sit through one, that wasn't too bad.

possibly Mah-nah-say, as well...

If I was guessing: "Mah-nah-see"

Better than in the all-CFL thread..... WINNIPEG, MB – The Winnipeg Blue Bombers today announce the club has signed International offensive lineman Manase Foketi. Foketi (6-6, 310, West Texas A&M, September 18, 1990 in Hesperia, CA) signed as an undrafted free agent with Denver in 2013. He spent part of 2014 with the Buffalo Bills on their practice roster, and was with the Saints through the 2014 preseason. Foketi played collegiate football at West Texas A&M, and attended the Blue Bombers mini-camp in Florida in 2014.

then I have no doubt you'll love this...

This....they're having Wiig and McCarthy play it straight. That's not going to work. This thing looks like a hot mess, but all the people who thought Bridesmaids was funny are going to like this...

Darren Cameron ‏@Darren_Cameron 42m42 minutes ago #Bombers announce mini-camp April 25-27 with all offensive players including newly acquired @ryguy_4 @andrewharris33 @WestonDressler7.

as reported earlier by Bauming, yes.........all offensive passers and catchers will be there....

Bauming says yes. Passers and Pass Catchers all will be there to get a jump start on the season.

To look strictly at stats and say "Oh, goalies suck!" is hilarious and the epitome of some posters on this Jets forum. The entire team isn't playing D well enough, and taking too many penalties, too. It's all a part of it. Pavelec was pretty good last year and Hutch was really good last year. They didn't just suddenly forget how. The whole team needs to be better next year, and everyone knows it.

She's married with a bunch of kids...don't be creepy.

ahh I'm an 80 baby....there we go. Close enough! Gibbler creeps me the **** out.......buhhhhh...

Fwiw, she and I are the same age, I believe.....