Super Duper Negatron

He tried to miss, but physics had other ideas.

I dont like this game. I shouldn't watch.

Um...

Maybe we should...and just hear me out...break Mourtada's legs? He might be out for a couple weeks, but come playoff time he will be unstoppable.

Wait, seriously?

He looks completely checked out.

Now I've heard it is a kicker's job, To score three points, and appease the mob, But you don't really care for field goals, do you? Of kicking points we are bereft, First wide right, then again wide left The baffled coach cries "Where is Hajrullahu?" Hajrullahu, Hajrullahu Hajrullahu, Hajrullahu

Trevor Harris trade incoming?

I actually laughed at this on cfl.ca: The scene: A backwoods cabin, far from civilization. A fully-bearded Justin Medlock looks up and stops chopping wood as he spies a dark sedan with a rental car sticker on it creeping up the winding drive. The driver steps out. Medlock shakes his head and smiles a little smile. “Kyle Walters” he says, incredulously. “I told you. I’m out.” With that, Medlock swings the axe and brings it down hard on a log, splitting it right down the middle. “Just one more job, Justin,” says Walters. “Just one more.”

I won't be all that surprised to lose this week, to be honest. Beating a team (even a bad one) three times is hard. Combine that with an embarrassed Elk team and all you need is one or two weird plays (a missed FG return here, a blocked punt there) to turn a game around.

Worst fake ever.

One more game in the race to see who is this year's MID. Most Insufferable Dickenson.

Glad I don't cheer for either of these teams

Mitchell WTF

Carey having a game.

Mitchell is done.

Suitor: did the toe come down first though?

Well in our case he grabbed the face mask and spun his head around, which is clearly allowed.

Did Suitor really just say a hand to the face is automatic RTP? **** off Suitor.

Shoot, I was going to say something and totally forgot. ... Oh yeah! Riders suck!

Textbook PI. No clue how it didn't get called.

Santa: "Oh, um...how about a nice train set?"

Alexander is the punishing safety we wanted Loffler to be.

Yes, yes he does. I feel bad for him.

I know it's a play on his name, but could be taken a different way, is all. Also, the original or the Will Smith version? 😀