dunno if I'll be able to keep this up all season, but here goes for Week 1:
guarding Blue endzone
like Cerberus and Charon:
the twin Jeffs of Death
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Fugitive reboot:
stubble jumpers nearly beat
by one-armed QB
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jerseys stained bright red
cue Macbeth soliloquy:
"out, you damn stripes! out!"
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FNF remake:
just like the rider game but
the one-armed guy wins!