Toronto Raptor jokes

[IC Khari]

The title works cause they are a joke

Q: If you have a car containing a Raptors power forward, a Raptors point guard, and a Raptors center, who is driving the car? A: The cop. 

Q: What do the Raptors and a nail have in common? A: They are both good till they hit the wood. 

Q: What do you call a Toronto Raptor in the NBA Finals? A: A referee. 

Q: Why doesn't Vancouver have a professional basketball team? A: Because then Toronto would want one. 

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are Toronto Raptors fans. 

My wife was about to put my son in a Raptors jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.

I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Toronto Raptors jersey on it and now it sucks again.

Why did the Toronto Raptors fan cross the road.....I was thinking when I accelerated.

I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the Toronto Raptors laid tonight.

A Raptors fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.