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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Throw Long Bannatyne said:

Worst Haiku.

Smirking rascal

Chipped perfection

Bombers' affection

Edited by J5V
Too many lines??
Posted

Week 6 haikus:

Don't beat the traffic.

This year CFL stands for

Crazy Football League!

 

Wpg. v. Mtl. -

Blue's winning game plan:

Keep the defence off the field

With great onside kicks

 

Edm. v. BC-

Who needs Sominex?

Another coach's challenge

Will put me to sleep.

 

Sask. v. Tor.-

Fans aren't the only

Nauseating thing in Sask.

Add Duron's sick catch.

 

Cal. v. Ham. -

PETA cries cruelty

over Stamps abuse of 'Cats

and touchdown horse run.

 

Posted
14 hours ago, MOBomberFan said:

Montreal seals it?

Not so fast there Duane and Rod

Time for Matty Ice

 

yea I was listening to that last night while zoning out.. (was at the game but record em all) and when Rod Black said "that seals it" essentially.. I just chuckled to my self.. "Not so fast there smart ass.."

 

Posted
1 hour ago, SPuDS said:

yea I was listening to that last night while zoning out.. (was at the game but record em all) and when Rod Black said "that seals it" essentially.. I just chuckled to my self.. "Not so fast there smart ass.."

 

Listen to it again... you've conveniently cut off the part where he says "unless the Bomber get a quick score and on-side kick"... or something along those lines....

I too was expecting Rod Black to basically call it a game at that point, but he actually leaves the door quite open...

Posted
6 minutes ago, bearpants said:

Listen to it again... you've conveniently cut off the part where he says "unless the Bomber get a quick score and on-side kick"... or something along those lines....

I too was expecting Rod Black to basically call it a game at that point, but he actually leaves the door quite open...

True, he did say that but he also said it was pretty much over.. or the other pbp guy did.. I was half asleep at this point lol.

Posted (edited)

2017-08-04 Winnipeg at Ottawa (supplemental)

In the second half,

with challenges exhausted,

zebras call great game.

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Posted (edited)

2017-08-04 Hamilton at Edmonton

Poor Zach Collaros.

Playing behind turnstiles.

Football malpractice.

 

C.J. Gable tears

it up early. Austin's next move?

Abandon run game.

 

Edited by johnzo
Posted (edited)

2017-08-05 Saskatchewan at BC

Johnson, Arceneaux,
Rainey, Burnham, now Williams.
Break up the Lions!

 

"Quarterbacks can't come
back from shoulder injuries!"
More forum nonsense.

Edited by johnzo
Posted (edited)

Better late than never, week 7 haikus: 

BC -

Offence already

Embarrassment of riches

Now add Chris Williams

 

Cal - 

How to beat the Stamps:

Game in Montreal after

Night on St. Laurent

 

Edm -

Injury ravaged

But winning. Still can't cheer 'cuz

Your coach is a jerk. 

 

Sask -

Lions' rout, Glenn out. 

A QB controversy?

Hardly. Bridge sucks too. 

 

Wpg -

Down late? No worries. 

Not with QB "Matty Ice"

And Justin "the Lock". 

 

Tor -

Have Trestman, not Ray. 

 Despite a losing record

Still best in the (L)east

 

Ham -

Horseshoes, hand grenades

Forget moral victories

You're still oh and six. 

 

Ott -

Another close loss?

You are what your record says:

A bad Eastern team. 

 

Mtl -

How bad is the East?

Montreal has the bye, yet

Gains ground on the rest.  

Edited by TrueBlue4ever
Posted (edited)

2017-08-11 Toronto at Montreal

Their Oxford oars smashed,
their Cambridge sails limp and still.
Argonauts becalmed.

 

Ask Sam Coleridge--
Argos not first mariners
defeated by birds.

 

Matthews will not rest
until Anthony Coombs is
fully dismembered.
 

Edited by johnzo
Posted (edited)

2017-08-17 Edmonton at Winnipeg (pregame)

The question tonight:

After beating three crap teams,

are Bombers legit?

Edited by johnzo

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