Guest J5V Posted July 29, 2017 Report Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Throw Long Bannatyne said: Worst Haiku. Smirking rascal Chipped perfection Bombers' affection Edited July 29, 2017 by J5V Too many lines??
Mark H. Posted July 30, 2017 Report Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Mark F said: he just needed to split it up properly stanza 1 it was one of the best comebacks ive witnessed since one gainst calgary etc So hard to find good haiku help these days Mark F and SPuDS 1 1
Tracker Posted July 30, 2017 Report Posted July 30, 2017 Faith kept. Faithful rewarded. Joy reigns once again.
TrueBlue4ever Posted July 31, 2017 Report Posted July 31, 2017 Week 6 haikus: Don't beat the traffic. This year CFL stands for Crazy Football League! Wpg. v. Mtl. - Blue's winning game plan: Keep the defence off the field With great onside kicks Edm. v. BC- Who needs Sominex? Another coach's challenge Will put me to sleep. Sask. v. Tor.- Fans aren't the only Nauseating thing in Sask. Add Duron's sick catch. Cal. v. Ham. - PETA cries cruelty over Stamps abuse of 'Cats and touchdown horse run. Atomic, Mark F, Eternal optimist and 2 others 4 1
johnzo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Report Posted July 31, 2017 @TrueBlue4ever, you're killing it man.
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 31, 2017 Report Posted July 31, 2017 3 hours ago, johnzo said: @TrueBlue4ever, you're killing it man. There's a new Ronin in town. johnzo 1
MOBomberFan Posted August 1, 2017 Report Posted August 1, 2017 Montreal seals it? Not so fast there Duane and Rod Time for Matty Ice SPuDS, Mark F and johnzo 3
SPuDS Posted August 1, 2017 Report Posted August 1, 2017 14 hours ago, MOBomberFan said: Montreal seals it? Not so fast there Duane and Rod Time for Matty Ice yea I was listening to that last night while zoning out.. (was at the game but record em all) and when Rod Black said "that seals it" essentially.. I just chuckled to my self.. "Not so fast there smart ass.."
bearpants Posted August 1, 2017 Report Posted August 1, 2017 1 hour ago, SPuDS said: yea I was listening to that last night while zoning out.. (was at the game but record em all) and when Rod Black said "that seals it" essentially.. I just chuckled to my self.. "Not so fast there smart ass.." Listen to it again... you've conveniently cut off the part where he says "unless the Bomber get a quick score and on-side kick"... or something along those lines.... I too was expecting Rod Black to basically call it a game at that point, but he actually leaves the door quite open...
SPuDS Posted August 1, 2017 Report Posted August 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, bearpants said: Listen to it again... you've conveniently cut off the part where he says "unless the Bomber get a quick score and on-side kick"... or something along those lines.... I too was expecting Rod Black to basically call it a game at that point, but he actually leaves the door quite open... True, he did say that but he also said it was pretty much over.. or the other pbp guy did.. I was half asleep at this point lol.
Eternal optimist Posted August 5, 2017 Report Posted August 5, 2017 2017-08-04 Best defense? Good O, O'Shea out-coaches something, Money Medlock? Game. johnzo 1
SpeedFlex27 Posted August 5, 2017 Report Posted August 5, 2017 An Old Bomber fart Thinks MOS is a wart Cuz he wears shorts JUST WIN BABY! Atomic 1
Floyd Posted August 5, 2017 Report Posted August 5, 2017 2 hours ago, SpeedFlex27 said: An Old Bomber fart Thinks MOS is a wart Cuz he wears shorts JUST WIN BABY! That's not a haiku at all. Atomic 1
Eternal optimist Posted August 5, 2017 Report Posted August 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Floyd said: That's not a haiku at all. Surely Floyd, you jest As SpeedFlex27, Was happy with win SpeedFlex27 and Pete Catan's Ghost 2
johnzo Posted August 5, 2017 Author Report Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-04 Winnipeg at Ottawa Julian's smooth! But Feoli-Gudino's a rough name to haiku. Edited August 6, 2017 by johnzo Pete Catan's Ghost 1
johnzo Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-04 Winnipeg at Ottawa (supplemental) In the second half, with challenges exhausted, zebras call great game. Edited August 6, 2017 by johnzo
johnzo Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-03 Calgary at Toronto Argos compete hard! Didn't matter; outcome was inevitable. Edited August 6, 2017 by johnzo
johnzo Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-04 Hamilton at Edmonton Poor Zach Collaros. Playing behind turnstiles. Football malpractice. C.J. Gable tears it up early. Austin's next move? Abandon run game. Edited August 6, 2017 by johnzo
johnzo Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-05 Saskatchewan at BC Johnson, Arceneaux, Rainey, Burnham, now Williams. Break up the Lions! "Quarterbacks can't come back from shoulder injuries!" More forum nonsense. Edited August 6, 2017 by johnzo bearpants 1
TrueBlue4ever Posted August 11, 2017 Report Posted August 11, 2017 (edited) Better late than never, week 7 haikus: BC - Offence already Embarrassment of riches Now add Chris Williams Cal - How to beat the Stamps: Game in Montreal after Night on St. Laurent Edm - Injury ravaged But winning. Still can't cheer 'cuz Your coach is a jerk. Sask - Lions' rout, Glenn out. A QB controversy? Hardly. Bridge sucks too. Wpg - Down late? No worries. Not with QB "Matty Ice" And Justin "the Lock". Tor - Have Trestman, not Ray. Despite a losing record Still best in the (L)east Ham - Horseshoes, hand grenades Forget moral victories You're still oh and six. Ott - Another close loss? You are what your record says: A bad Eastern team. Mtl - How bad is the East? Montreal has the bye, yet Gains ground on the rest. Edited August 11, 2017 by TrueBlue4ever SPuDS, Fatty Liver, johnzo and 3 others 5 1
johnzo Posted August 12, 2017 Author Report Posted August 12, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-11 Toronto at Montreal Their Oxford oars smashed, their Cambridge sails limp and still. Argonauts becalmed. Ask Sam Coleridge-- Argos not first mariners defeated by birds. Matthews will not rest until Anthony Coombs is fully dismembered. Edited August 13, 2017 by johnzo Atomic and Fatty Liver 2
johnzo Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Posted August 13, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-12 Winnipeg at Hamilton Davis garbage time opportunity wasted. Ryan Dinwiddie. Hamilton Ticats: a really really really awful football team. Edited August 13, 2017 by johnzo Eternal optimist 1
Eternal optimist Posted August 13, 2017 Report Posted August 13, 2017 Wpg vs. Ham Ti-cats are pigs that Need more lipstick than some of Riderville faithful johnzo 1
Mark H. Posted August 14, 2017 Report Posted August 14, 2017 Automatic Medlock Bomber's O let's Tigercats Hang around hopefully johnzo 1
johnzo Posted August 18, 2017 Author Report Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) 2017-08-17 Edmonton at Winnipeg (pregame) The question tonight: After beating three crap teams, are Bombers legit? Edited August 18, 2017 by johnzo
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