Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 20, 2017 Author Report Posted July 20, 2017 Ole' Shovelface toils for Ham Whose DBs couldn't slow down my Gram So, Jones calls him out… …about spying? Austin shouts.. I’ll ragdoll you Corky, Gad damn. Floyd, BigBlueFanatic and johnzo 3
Eternal optimist Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 Mike O'Shea was a 'backer, To some, a special teams hacker, But a gamble on 3rd and 15, Was foreseen, And was a Bomber back-cracker. Mark F, Fatty Liver, johnzo and 1 other 4
TheSource Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 There once was a coach name LaPo Whos 2 and out offence was Crappo When the games on the line He goes 3 yards for 9 And puts you to sleep for a night Cap-O Fatty Liver, Pete Catan's Ghost, Goalie and 1 other 4
Goalie Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 The Bombers and Lions.. It was close to the end.. But then our hero Matt cost us again.. But really it was our OC But more like No see. Our O was on fire.. And then it was not.. Our playcalling was crappy 2 and outs all we got .. But we had a chance to tie... And The Lapo Special did appear.. 4 and 5 yard passes... Shove it up your rear!! But Medlock for the tie.. Its good its good.. Its.. Lands at the 5? Mark F 1
Mark F Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 got to be the only sports forum in the world where fans write poems after a loss Goalie 1
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 22, 2017 Author Report Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) No TV connection at cottage a victim of very bad wattage what made it most poor was Listening to Kelly Moore Would rather be arrested for frottage Edited July 22, 2017 by Pete Catan's Ghost johnzo, bearpants and Eternal optimist 3
SpeedFlex27 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 There was a kicker named Medlock Who thought he had the powers of a warlock Like making the ball stick to the back of a players helmet When he wasn't looking Just what the hell was he thinking? Atomic and Pete Catan's Ghost 2
Super Duper Negatron Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, **** sakes please just win a Grey Cup. SPuDS, Judd and Eternal optimist 3
Nolby Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 Im making a rhyme Going along with this thread Ive got nothing but time And a serious beer buzz in my head
Fatty Liver Posted July 22, 2017 Report Posted July 22, 2017 Medlock oh Medlock What was you thinking dear Medlock? A passer you're not but you gave it a shot Best stick to your craft dear Medlock. Tracker 1
Mark H. Posted July 23, 2017 Report Posted July 23, 2017 If this were the Stamps The horse would be named Woe is me
Mark H. Posted July 23, 2017 Report Posted July 23, 2017 It was the least common denominator of football The skeleton requirements of first downs and touchdowns A Riders' loss
Eternal optimist Posted July 23, 2017 Report Posted July 23, 2017 This weekend was shot from the get-go Carmichael running to and fro, A Bomber loss, from a Medlock toss, Mike O'Shea should've just said "NO!" Pete Catan's Ghost, Mark F and Atomic 3
SpeedFlex27 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Posted July 23, 2017 The Head Coach says they'll look at film & make adjustments We all know the adjustments will be in small increments Our OC suddenly became afraid to pass Making Bomber fans grab their stomachs & pass their gas.
johnzo Posted July 24, 2017 Report Posted July 24, 2017 On 7/22/2017 at 4:58 PM, Throw Long Bannatyne said: Medlock oh Medlock What was you thinking dear Medlock? A passer you're not but you gave it a shot Best stick to your craft dear Medlock. Damn, this is some seriously old school poeming.
Atomic Posted July 25, 2017 Report Posted July 25, 2017 A stubborn old coach named O'Shea, Figured his kicker was Okay. Medlock was ready, His aim was real steady. But his kick couldn't go the damn whole way. Mark F, Eternal optimist and bearpants 3
Mark H. Posted July 25, 2017 Report Posted July 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Atomic said: A stubborn old coach named O'Shea, Figured his kicker was Okay. Medlock was ready, His aim was real steady. But his kick couldn't go the damn whole way. Atomic is the bomb johnzo, Atomic and Pete Catan's Ghost 3
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 28, 2017 Author Report Posted July 28, 2017 On 7/24/2017 at 10:01 PM, Atomic said: A stubborn old coach named O'Shea, Figured his kicker was Okay. Medlock was ready, His aim was real steady. But his kick couldn't go the damn whole way. Concerned that the magic is waning Was ready for massive complaining Justin looked like a sinner But the short kick's a winner Judge him tonight? I'm abstaining. SPuDS, johnzo and Mark F 3
Eternal optimist Posted July 28, 2017 Report Posted July 28, 2017 July-27-2017 Most fans left to beat the traffic, Another loss thanks to thick Nik, But thirteen points in a minute, Left the Bombers to win it, All thanks to an onside kick Mark F, SPuDS and Pete Catan's Ghost 3
Mark F Posted July 28, 2017 Report Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) there once was a poet named peter who had a way with meter other fans tried but their poems did not fly cause peter's meter was sweeter! Edited July 28, 2017 by Mark F Atomic, johnzo and Pete Catan's Ghost 3
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted August 3, 2017 Author Report Posted August 3, 2017 Storm clouds are brewing with treason Trouble in the Hammer, the reason Practice fights n' losses Means changes by the bosses Autumn with June? Firing season! johnzo and Fatty Liver 2
Eternal optimist Posted August 3, 2017 Report Posted August 3, 2017 Coaches of the league were fishin' Free first downs off PI calls, their mission, A new commish named Randy, Claimed delays weren't dandy, One challenge means less repetition johnzo, Atomic, Pete Catan's Ghost and 1 other 4
Guest J5V Posted August 4, 2017 Report Posted August 4, 2017 There once was an Old Bomber Fan Thought the coach was a smirking con man Found an ally in Weicek Who wanted Mike O'Shea's paycheque But all he got was Lapo's game plan
Floyd Posted August 4, 2017 Report Posted August 4, 2017 It was a tough loss in T.O. An ice pack rested on Frito Trestman looked grim No problem said Jim Let's just call up our buddy Calvillo Fatty Liver, johnzo, SPuDS and 2 others 5
Eternal optimist Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 A receiver from the west I am, My career was to be a grand slam, Drafted eleventh overall, During a Bomber overhaul, From Regina Ram to retired lamb WildPath 1
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