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6 hours ago, mbrg said:

First off, a big shout-out to the hostage rescue team that freed the Enstrom family from their captors, allowing Toby the freedom to finally shoot the puck at the net without fear of reprisal.

Unfortunately, I suspect they will soon be taken hostage again, and the same demand from the terrorists will be issued to Toby:

"Always pass the puck no matter what, at all times pass, even if you are in a shooting lane with a clear shot you will pass, pass it to a player who is covered and has a far lower percentage shot opportunity in front of them it is no matter, pass, always pass it away.  Or your family..."

Second, that's a solid road win.

How many Enstrom family members are there?  I assume that a second Enstrom relative is being held hostage with instructions "every time you are in the corner with the puck, you will surrender it to a member of the opposition, usually with another member of the opposition wide open in front.  Or your cousin..."

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