Your CFL Haiku of the Game

[johnzo]

2018-06-15 Edmonton at Winnipeg

Sacking Mike Reilly

Like catching flies with chopsticks

need Coach Miyagi

[Super Duper Negatron]

Coach Richie Hall

Will ruin season for me

Please fire him

[Atomic]

Torrential rain falls

A young gunslinger appears

His story begins

[do or die]

Ebb becomes flow

Joy becomes grief

Gin runs like water

[Floyd]

Lightning strikes and Fogg

Five hour game but only a

Minute to win it

[jazzsax]

Missed Field Goal Attempt

Richie Hall sucks donkey nuts

Fire Him Now Please

[johnzo]

2018-06-15 Toronto at Saskatchewan

Dink, dunk, wounded duck
End of the line for Frito?
Or preseason rust?

Edited June 17, 2018 by johnzo

[johnzo]

2018-06-16 Montreal at BC

Willy flinging bombs!
Larks soaring over pumpkins!
Unsustainable.

 

Willy's checkdown throws
turn Alouette comeback time
into garbage time.

Edited June 17, 2018 by johnzo

[johnzo]

2018-06-16 Hamilton at Calgary

Masoli: bad pick
ESPN is giddy
Johnny Football lurks

[Eternal optimist]

2018-06-15 Edmonton at Winnipeg

Thunder with lightning,

Investor's Group field should have

Had a frigging roof

[Floyd]

Doctor CFL

And The Source know all too well

Blue bombers are doomed

[MOBomberFan]

Brandon Bridge is bad

Collaros has scrambled brains

Glad I'm not in green

[johnzo]

2018-06-23 Winnipeg at Montreal

Blue and gold angels
pour their bowls upon the mount.
The Strevelation

I pity the Als--
once-mighty larks of legend
now in Kavis' hands

Edited July 5, 2018 by johnzo

[do or die]

The nightlife beckons
but Bombers bring truth
Als suffer consequences

[johnzo]

2018-06-29 Winnipeg at Hamilton

never mind Bieber--
morningbigblue qbs yell
for Hall to be f*****

Edited July 2, 2018 by johnzo

[Mark H.]

Max protection thrives

When they play our blue and gold

As does - any competent offence 

[M.O.A.B.]

A must in Hai-ku 

Syl-la-bles per line fol-lows

Five se-ven five rule

Edited July 5, 2018 by M.O.A.B.

[Mark H.]

1 hour ago, M.O.A.B. said:

A must in Hai-ku 

Syl-la-bles per line fol-lows

Five se-ven five rule

I can show you plenty of published haikus that break this rule - it’s called creativity 

[johnzo]

Let's not be fussy!

Football poetry is fun

at any size.

 

Edited July 5, 2018 by johnzo

[Floyd]

To bend but not break

You must play within sight of

The line of scrimmage

[Mark H.]

Eighty nine offence

Effectively countered by 

Eighty nine defence 

 

 

[Floyd]

M. O. A. B. nods

To Haiku structural form

Mark H now returns

[johnzo]

2018-07-07 Week 4 Games

My expectations:

Jeff Mathews exceeded them.

Jennings, not so much.

Edited July 8, 2018 by johnzo

[JuranBoldenRules]

Wally classless prick

Called a -- onside kick

(next) Saturday they pay

[MOBomberFan]

Nichols at the helm

Streveler finds a way to help

Where's Adarius?

 

Bighill with the picks

Best linebacker, no offense...

...Elimimian

 

Whelp! We've lost the game

May as well injure someone

Call an onside kick