comedy stuff

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[Fred C Dobbs]

 

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My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

[Mark F]

18 minutes ago, Tracker said:

My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

"Xpensiv"

Edited April 15, 2022 by Mark F

[TrueBlue4ever]

4 hours ago, Tracker said:

My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…

My dog got into my wallet and ate a $20 bill. We have taken him to the vet, they are monitoring him and report his condition as serious. No change is expected. 

[Wanna-B-Fanboy]

 

[Mark F]

@wanna-b-fanboy

 

reminds of this..... 

 

 

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                                                                            A Public Service Announcement:

 

                                  

[iHeart]

you'd think they would have tightened security after the oscars incident

https://tvline.com/2022/05/04/dave-chappelle-attacked-hollywood-bowl-assault-netflix-event/

[JCon]

24 minutes ago, iHeart said:

you'd think they would have tightened security after the oscars incident

https://tvline.com/2022/05/04/dave-chappelle-attacked-hollywood-bowl-assault-netflix-event/

Wait, was Will Smith there? 

[TrueBlue4ever]

2 hours ago, JCon said:

Wait, was Will Smith there? 

Exactly the joke Chris Rock told on stage right after it happened (he was touring with Chappelle).  

 

[iHeart]

I doubt it this attacker had a weapon

[TrueBlue4ever]

BTW the tackler got stomped out pretty badly by security. Video of him after on a stretcher had his arm bent in a way that is not normally found in nature (unless you are like an ostrich whose knees bend the opposite way). As someone on Twitter said “Millionaire Will Smith assaults a guy an gets an Oscar a few minutes later. Random dude does it and loses an arm. If you want to get away with stuff like the rich do, be sure you make your money before doing that stuff”. 

[Wideleft]

If you haven't heard, the Winnipeg Comedy Fest is on this week.  

https://www.winnipegcomedyfestival.com/

 

[iHeart]

yikes this was the thing that was used to attack him

https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/04/dave-chappelle-attacker-gun-knife-photo/

[Tracker]

13 minutes ago, iHeart said:

yikes this was the thing that was used to attack him

https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/04/dave-chappelle-attacker-gun-knife-photo/

Just another day in America. Apparently the attacker was a fanboi of Chappelle who somehow turned on him.

[Brandon]

I saw a pic of the attacker afterwards.... gruesome injury that he must of incurred by accidentally falling   

[JCon]

 

[Tracker]

1 hour ago, JCon said:

 

Its a signal that you need a new or at least different car.

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[iHeart]

On 2022-05-04 at 7:58 AM, iHeart said:

you'd think they would have tightened security after the oscars incident

https://tvline.com/2022/05/04/dave-chappelle-attacked-hollywood-bowl-assault-netflix-event/

okay this guy  is definitely nuts

https://deadline.com/2022/05/dave-chappelle-attacker-attempted-murder-roommate-1235028634/

[Wanna-B-Fanboy]

[Goalie]

Did you know the avg Canadian male has sex 2 to 3 times per week. The average Japanese male has sex 2 or 3 times per year. Pretty crazy way to learn that im Japanese 

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