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Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First

WASHINGTON—Analyzing the mistakes OceanGate made that led to the vessel’s disappearance, critics told reporters Thursday that the submersible should have been tested with poorer passengers first. “The company skipped the very crucial step of sending five lower-class people to the bottom of the ocean to make sure it was safe enough for the wealthy,” said Otto Scofield, a member of the Marine Technology Society, adding that no one with a net worth above $50,000 should have been in the submersible. “OceanGate made the mistake of not using minimum wage workers and unemployed people on government welfare programs to test the seaworthiness of the craft, which was not billionaire-ready. Running more trials with some homeless people would have made all the difference, and the deaths of several wealthy people could have been prevented.” Scofield continued that using children of color from impoverished families would have been ideal as more would have been able to fit inside the submersible.

https://www.theonion.com/critics-say-submersible-should-ve-been-tested-with-poor-1850566314

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A picture has emerged apparently showing a piece of equipment screwed into the inside wall of the submersible. At those incredible pressures, that alone might have been enough to weaken the wall to cause the implosion.

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1 hour ago, Tracker said:

A picture has emerged apparently showing a piece of equipment screwed into the inside wall of the submersible. At those incredible pressures, that alone might have been enough to weaken the wall to cause the implosion.

I don't get it...where's the joke???

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                                                                      Aaah...the good old days...

 

                                           Old family pictures...

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19 hours ago, Goalie said:

It's not 2 early anymore so 

 

Why can't ppl from the UK play Chess?

 

Because they don't have a queen anymore 

Yeah, too early or not, that “joke” should never have seen the light of day. Not because it’s offensive, but because it’s so lame it’s practically quadriplegic. 

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                                                             A Clinical Assessment:

 

                               ...seems she is eating Steak soon, referring to the knife...

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Funny radio play set in future, buy a clone of yourself online. Helpline.  “Immediately hang up and dial 911 if your clone is experiencing rapid genome degradation”  

 

 

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