johnzo Posted August 8, 2021 Report Posted August 8, 2021 (edited) dunno if I'll be able to keep this up all season, but here goes for Week 1: guarding Blue endzone like Cerberus and Charon: the twin Jeffs of Death ---------------------------- Fugitive reboot: stubble jumpers nearly beat by one-armed QB ---------------------------- jerseys stained bright red cue Macbeth soliloquy: "out, you damn stripes! out!" ---------------------------- FNF remake: just like the rider game but the one-armed guy wins! Edited August 16, 2021 by johnzo BigBlueFanatic, TrueBlue4ever, Wanna-B-Fanboy and 3 others 3 1 2
Eternal optimist Posted August 8, 2021 Report Posted August 8, 2021 (edited) First home game! Construction again?!?! Riders suck Edited August 8, 2021 by Eternal optimist Wanna-B-Fanboy and johnzo 2
BigBlueFanatic Posted August 8, 2021 Report Posted August 8, 2021 Man I missed these… time to finally contribute: Hamilton talks big Blue Bombers just hit harder For the W TrueBlue4ever, Mark F, Wanna-B-Fanboy and 2 others 5
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 A common man's name You wandering samurai The one called Mike Jones johnzo, BigBlueFanatic, Mark F and 1 other 3 1
do or die Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 Cats will growl Beware the Blue hunter Who stops their prowl Mark F and johnzo 1 1
Tracker Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 There was a young man from Ghent... Ummmm....wrong kind of poem. TrueBlue4ever 1
TrueBlue4ever Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Eternal optimist said: First home game! Construction again?!?! Riders suck 1 hour ago, do or die said: Cats will growl Beware the Blue hunter Who stops their prowl Haiku: A three line poem Always a 5-7-5 Syllable cadence
TrueBlue4ever Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 Double vaxxed full house Eleven Cups, one banner? Cats - perfect year? Not! Riders come out hot Coach says Reilly will not play But then he does? Dumb! The acronym bowl MBT and BLM Stamps’ gaffes costlier Nichols’ arm looks shot Harris loves stats, but not wins Ott. first. WTF? BigBlueFanatic and johnzo 1 1
Mark H. Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 Cats became whiskas Olievera pounded ground While Jefferson jabbed Brandon Banks showed The Intestinal fortitude Of a wet noodle O'Shea's team prep shone Showing professionalism Simply a cut above Mcleod Bethel T Ancestors rode Titanic But he did not sink TrueBlue4ever, Mark F and johnzo 3
MOBomberFan Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 CFL is back So are the internet trolls Must learn to ignore BigBlueFanatic, johnzo, Mark H. and 3 others 3 3
johnzo Posted August 9, 2021 Author Report Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) these are dope, keep em coming! MBB haikus: -- the five seven five? do or die doesn't subscribe. esteemed gin ronin -- Harris neighbor troll! mods raise swords and strike like samurai Mike Jones Edited August 9, 2021 by johnzo TrueBlue4ever 1
Eternal optimist Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 9 hours ago, TrueBlue4ever said: Haiku: A three line poem Always a 5-7-5 Syllable cadence Thought was three-five-three Google miserably fails Learn something daily TrueBlue4ever and Mark H. 1 1
Mark H. Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 9 hours ago, MOBomberFan said: CFL is back So are the internet trolls Must learn to ignore I am quoting this For profound precise purpose Of Mod reminders Mark F and MOBomberFan 2
do or die Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 Hakku is the wind blowing A strong wind that may say nothing Do or die is going Mark F 1
Tracker Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) Five syllables here. Seven more syllables here. Are you happy now? Edited August 9, 2021 by Tracker johnzo 1
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted August 9, 2021 Report Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, johnzo said: these are dope, keep em coming! MBB haikus: -- the five seven five? do or die doesn't subscribe. esteemed gin ronin -- Harris neighbor troll! mods raise swords and strike like samurai Mike Jones Harris neighbor troll! It took me a while. Hahahaha...BEST. Edited August 9, 2021 by Pete Catan's Ghost johnzo and Tracker 1 1
johnzo Posted August 10, 2021 Author Report Posted August 10, 2021 16 minutes ago, Tracker said: Five syllables here. Seven more syllables here. Are you happy now? there once was a poet named Tracker who aspired to be a syllable packer he'd count and he'd count til he had the right amount flaunting some solid pitter-patter Tracker 1
johnzo Posted August 12, 2021 Author Report Posted August 12, 2021 PREGAME Week 2 BC @ Calgary hoser quarterback-- make ready your stones and sling! Goliath awaits. MOBomberFan 1
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted August 12, 2021 Report Posted August 12, 2021 Voice from mom's basement TurtleMan tries loser's schtick Grind beneath our heels MOBomberFan 1
bluto Posted August 13, 2021 Report Posted August 13, 2021 Double Blue is life Argonauts Pull Together That's our Cup you've got Dr Zaius, Mark H. and johnzo 1 2
TrueBlue4ever Posted August 13, 2021 Report Posted August 13, 2021 One for each team from last night. Bo Levi four picks One touchdown in eight quarters The new Calgary? Your placekicker sucks Rourke starts……until anthem done Online bettors fume johnzo 1
TrueBlue4ever Posted August 13, 2021 Report Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, bluto said: Double Blue is life Argonauts Pull Together That's our Cup you've got Argos golden fleeced by the real Blue (and OUR Grey) Here’s the Argos cup Welcome back, Bluto. 😉 johnzo and bluto 2
Eternal optimist Posted August 13, 2021 Report Posted August 13, 2021 BC at Calgary Weekly lock? Pick-ems? Bryan Burnham, Calgary I'm so bad at this johnzo 1
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