Your CFL Haiku of the Game

[Mark H.]

All those woulda coulda shouldas

Sacked, belted, pressured, outplayed

One huge #for the W

[Eternal optimist]

Winnipeg's motto?

"If opponents can not score,

We will for sure win"

[Fred C Dobbs]

On 2021-09-05 at 8:30 PM, johnzo said:

Drew Wolitarski
escapes fieldside limbo,
makes Superman catch

Play of the week:

https://www.cfl.ca/2021/09/07/5-incredible-highlights-in-the-timber-mart-plays-of-the-week/

[IC Khari]

The Riders Suck

Suck suck suck they suck

They really suck

[do or die]

Green Riders without the horses
The Blue wave crashes on the shore
Team unbeaten, only illusion
 

3 minutes ago, do or die said:

Green Riders without the horses
The Blue wave crashes on the shore
Team unbeaten, but only illusion
 

 

4 minutes ago, do or die said:

 

 

 

[johnzo]

Labour Day Classic

fave Bomber DB?
hard to say; I'll go with the 
mosaic goalposts

On 2021-09-08 at 1:36 PM, do or die said:

Team unbeaten, only illusion

pretty!

Edited September 9, 2021 by johnzo

[johnzo]

Week 6 TiCats at Argos, LDC rematch

a tense back and forth,
a greenhorn kicker falters,
drama aborted

@TrueBlue4ever you gotta get your rhyming quick six haiku in here .. that's legit THN (the Haiku Network) Top Ten material there, so can't leave it buried in the season thread.

Edited September 11, 2021 by johnzo

[TrueBlue4ever]

2 hours ago, johnzo said:

Week 6 TiCats at Argos, LDC rematch

a tense back and forth,
a greenhorn kicker falters,
drama aborted

@TrueBlue4ever you gotta get your rhyming quick six haiku in here .. that's legit THN (the Haiku Network) Top Ten material there, so can't leave it buried in the season thread.

I do requests:

Bo - hospital ward

Maier adored. But ‘til points scored

Quick Six horse is bored

or

Bo’s return is due

Maier’s aim true, but 1 win?

Quick Six will be glue

[HardCoreBlue]

8 hours ago, TrueBlue4ever said:

I do requests:

Bo - hospital ward

Maier adored. But ‘til points scored

Quick Six horse is bored

or

Bo’s return is due

Maier’s aim true, but 1 win?

Quick Six will be glue

There's two lines to put on a sign to bring to the Stumps game. lol

[johnzo]

Banjo Bowl (first quarter)

Favorite Rider?
this one is real easy --
it's the thirteenth one

[Tracker]

3 hours ago, johnzo said:

Banjo Bowl (first quarter)

Favorite Rider?
this one is real easy --
it's the thirteenth one

Riderfans were saying that their favourite player was Liegghio.

[johnzo]

Banjo Bowl

Harris v. Campbell
and forum v. Liegghio;
it's headhunting day.

 

Roughrider game plan:
establish Powell early
it doesn't matter.

Edited September 12, 2021 by johnzo

[IC Khari]

The Riders Suck

I was right right right

They really suck

[johnzo]

Battle of Alberta (halftime)

All the excitement
of comatose dinosaurs
drowning in tar sands

 

(except that drowned dinosaurs can actually be fantastic ... the Royal Tyrel dinosaur musuem of Drumheller is one of the treasures of the world.  See it.)

Edited September 12, 2021 by johnzo

[Eternal optimist]

Ssk at Wpg

Punching? Ejected!

Rider D green with envy

Lol Isaac Harker

[SpeedFlex27]

Watching Zach Collaros is fun.

Rider fans losing their minds more fun

Cry, whine, ***** ya losers.

[johnzo]

Week 7 Stamps @ Hamilton

Huffer, D!ck and Bo
exiled from football heaven;
Stamps' paradise lost.

Week 7 Argos @ Saskatchewan

Dear coach Dickenson:
Please put Jamal Morrow in,
-- signed, Suitor's boner.

Edited September 18, 2021 by johnzo

[johnzo]

Week 7 Bombers at Antlers (guest poet: James Wilder, Jr)

flex flex flex flex flex:
flex flex flex flex,  flex flex flex!
oh ****, did we lose?

Bombers at Antlers (regular idiot)

Athletic QB
lays trap for Blue! Alas, he's
no Rocky Butler.

Edited September 19, 2021 by johnzo

[do or die]

Bombers game on the road
Ups and downs, but in the end
Elks in the Blue headlights

[Floyd]

Sloppy bomber win

Suitor likes the heavy ball

Mourtada bye bye

[IC Khari]

A kicker please

Someone taller than my knees

directionally left helps

Edited September 20, 2021 by IC Khari

[TrueBlue4ever]

11 minutes ago, IC Khari said:

A kicker please

Someone taller than my knees

directionally left helps

I swear I think you deliberately miscount the syllable rule on purpose to make my OCD brain explode!  Love the content though. 

[BigBlueFanatic]

Blue wave cresting high

Elk flex is so, so stupid

Biggie gets last laugh

 

[johnzo]

Week 8 Alouettes at Toronto

Turnovers and flags--
these Als are not dirty birds,
they are sloppy ones.

[Eternal optimist]

SSK at BC

Epic orange collapse,
Green stock swells. My Advice? Pride
cometh before fall