Your CFL Haiku of the Game

[MOBomberFan]

EDM at OTT

Four-way tie for last

Heavy balls don't win you games

BC here we come

[Mark H.]

30 minutes ago, MOBomberFan said:

Heavy balls don't win you games

But they help you walk with pride...

[johnzo]

Week 9 Bombers at BC

rename the Bombers?
they more closely resemble
a battering ram.

Edited October 2, 2021 by johnzo

[TrueBlue4ever]

Quiet. Relentless.

Methodical. This team is

The Terminator.

 

 

[Pete Catan's Ghost]

Sergio Perez

Serves up special teams tackle

Mexican takeout?

Edited October 2, 2021 by Pete Catan's Ghost

[Super Duper Negatron]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Saskatchewan sucks,

This was not a haiku.

[Eternal optimist]

OTT at TOR

"How 'bout...we field

A team that only scores on

Special teams?" LaPo

[johnzo]

Blue sked is unfair!
We get three games against the
team the redblacks beat.

[johnzo]

Week 10 Ottawa @ Toronto

No poem for this game..
I would prefer to pretend
it did not happen.

Edited October 7, 2021 by johnzo

[TrueBlue4ever]

One blocked punt TD  

Pick 6. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Recipe for loss  

 

[johnzo]

Week 10 Antlers @ Blue

Game recalls Pogo:
Blue has met the enemy
and it is themselves.

 

Blue Bombers only
team that can beat Blue Bombers.
Intersquad Grey Cup?

[do or die]

Elks lost in the forest

They strain to find yellow and green

But there is only Blue

 

[Mark H.]

Yellow and green are

Always a shitty combo

Losing inevitable 

 

[johnzo]

Week 10: Stamps @ Regina

Stamps win was well done,
They left Bo Levi Mitchell
on the grill too long.

[Mark H.]

Overcooked three quarters

Medium rare Parades

Splits t - bone smoothly

 

 

[johnzo]

26 minutes ago, Mark H. said:

Overcooked three quarters

Medium rare Parades

Splits t - bone smoothly

[Mark H.]

13 minutes ago, johnzo said:

#aidedbyjimbeam

[IC Khari]

Elk hunt day

Elks it's time to pray

Limit three

Edited October 15, 2021 by IC Khari

[MOBomberFan]

A win is a win

Playoffs were never in doubt

Now it's official

[Dr Zaius]

Trevor Harris sucks 

Cornelius is a dud

Wilder stop flexing 

[Pete Catan's Ghost]

Grasping Sparrow’s Tail

Step back and repulse monkey

Oops, thinking tai chi

 

[johnzo]

Week 11 Blue @ Antlers

Edmonton again?
Feel like Bill Murray watching
Groundhog day football

Elks do seem to play
harder for Cornelius.
it doesn't matter.

Fourth quarter is here.
The dark tribe side hones their daggers.
Time for sacrifice.

Playoff ticket punched!
Will Blue be proud or hungry
in December snows?

Edited October 24, 2021 by johnzo

[TrueBlue4ever]

7 hours ago, johnzo said:

Week 11 Blue @ Antlers

Edmonton again?
Feel like Bill Murray watching
Groundhog day football

Elks do seem to play
harder for Cornelius.
it doesn't matter.

Fourth quarter is here.
The dark tribe hones their daggers.
Time for sacrifice.

Playoff ticket punched!
Will Blue be proud or hungry
in November snow?

Love the 3rd one. 

[TrueBlue4ever]

“The dark tribe” would be an awesome name for this defence, if it was not to be mistaken for a racial slur, which I am certain it was not intended to be. Kind of like a black hole (again no racial underpinnings), it sucks the life out of everything, it is unstoppable, and once you are in its grasp, nothing, not even light escapes. 91-6 in the fourth quarter, those are TEMCO numbers. A sight to behold. 

[johnzo]

Week 12 Lions @ Blue

So-so kicking game?
Blue's elegant solution:
Score many touchdowns.

Edited October 24, 2021 by johnzo