In This Thread We Tell Off The Poster Prior To Us.

[bluto]

It's Friday and my work week is done and the singlemalt is flowing.

I can't see any way that this could go wrong.

[SpeedFlex27]

Oh go screw off ya big Argo loser, I'm retired so I love Mondays. Deal with it while I sleep in everyday. 

[JCon]

Never has the term, old man yells at cloud been so relevant.

Edited February 3, 2024 by JCon

[Wanna-B-Fanboy]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[TrueBlue4ever]

If my dog had your face, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. 

[kelownabomberfan]

Did your parents have any children that lived?

[TrueBlue4ever]

I’d go again, but it feels like piling on. Hey, any idea when Booch and TBurg get here?

[bb1]

Speaking of piling on and old....I was sitting at the bar arranging peanuts into piles of 1, 3, 5 and 7.

The bartender asked me if I was trying to set up some odd joke. I told him “No, but I would have done that in my prime.”

Edited February 3, 2024 by bb1

[FrostyWinnipeg]

Bullitt had the most overrated car chase ever filmed.

[Mark H.]

Your frost is melting.

[kelownabomberfan]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries....now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

[Mark H.]

Why does your name sound like...you own murderers?