PMTD Survivors....Unite

[Pete Catan's Ghost]

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5) is the oft maligned tool used for psychiatric diagnosis in North America. Since the most recent edition arrived in 2013, it did not include the relatively rare but geographically significant diagnosis of PMTD. (Post MackTraumatic Disorder).

 

A significant part of the diagnostic criteria includes the inability for sufferers to consider the WBB have any chance to recover from even the slightest adversity within a game.

Despite multiple comeback wins this season, and numerous examples for future optimism, sufferers of PMTD are prone to fits of nay-saying and delusional finger pointing (eg. "the refs are out to get us", fire Etch, etc.).

 

However;  there is hope fellow PMTD survivors. Cast off that Gold jersey, and self administer a minimum of 18 doses of Willy this season. Your ability to recover from this insidious illness is weighed heavilly by your adherence to this regimen as well as a heavy dose of faith. 

 

BTW, Willy should never be taken orally.

 

 

[bearpants]

Clever... thanks for the chuckle Pete