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Tickle Me Elmo??? What a stupid idea...that'll never sell.

 

Yeah, that's like saying smoking is bad for you.  I actually heard someone say that yesterday.  What an idiot!

 

What? That's like saying don't eat red meat.

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A website with countless unemployed comedians.

That's not entirely true. I do know how to count.

 

And here I thought "countless" referred to a lack of low-level nobility.

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What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

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What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

 

Something about a shadow on the moon. Pfft! Everyone knows it's a Nazi base.

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What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Or that the moon isn't made out of cheese.

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What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

 

Something about a shadow on the moon. Pfft! Everyone knows it's a Nazi base.

 

No, no, no. That base is in Antarctica and it is where JFK, Elvis and Michael Jackson are kept.

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New bomber site coming out soon called our bombers.com

As if Al Gore would allow that on the Internet.  :rolleyes:

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What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

 

Something about a shadow on the moon. Pfft! Everyone knows it's a Nazi base.

 

No, no, no. That base is in Antarctica and it is where JFK, Elvis and Michael Jackson are kept.

 

JFK was seen with Sara Orlesky.

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